12 March 2010 ~ 29 Comments

How to get the girl (based on sucessful attempts)

How to get the girl (based on sucessful attempts)

29 Responses to “How to get the girl (based on sucessful attempts)”

  1. anomy 19 March 2010 at 11:40 pm Permalink

    you're an idiot. if that works you are dating a dumb girl who has no self respect.

    • Albatross 1 November 2010 at 6:18 am Permalink

      lol, you don't talk to a lot of girls do ya? This chart is spot on.

      • Ashteroth 30 May 2011 at 11:43 am Permalink

        Hahahahahahaha this chart is SPOT ON…. Anomy obviously hasn't gotten much action lately….

  2. Anon 19 March 2010 at 11:41 pm Permalink

    This is stupid,

    you should always respect a girl…always…

  3. anon 19 March 2010 at 11:44 pm Permalink

    Its A Joke Obviously. Calm Down Haha

  4. anon 20 March 2010 at 1:12 am Permalink

    actually if any of you knew ANYTHING about getting a girl this is absolutely true. a lot of times women will think there is something wrong with them if you show them a little interest, then ignore them. when they think that you are casting them out or rejecting them is when they desire to be with you the most. “You want what you cannot have”.

  5. Trolleriffic 20 March 2010 at 2:46 pm Permalink

    100% Accurate. The rest of these posts are from women.

    • Joseph 12 July 2010 at 3:25 pm Permalink

      couldn't agree with you more, trolleriffic… that's the first thing that went through my mind on reading the first few posts. Don't get me wrong, not saying be an abusive asshole, but woman respond better if you ignore them. Don't blame us guys, blame your wishy washy, never satisfied selves.

  6. Anon 20 March 2010 at 4:57 pm Permalink

    Yep… 100% true, but most people, including many males, will disagree completely.

  7. Anoonymous 21 March 2010 at 5:41 pm Permalink

    haha, yes, this is accurate. As for the responses ^^ against, I can only hypothesize that they are either girls or the typical “nice guys” who don’t get any….

    • Seygantte 5 October 2010 at 12:09 am Permalink

      Three cheers for the internet white knight!

      • e chiaro 11 May 2011 at 10:54 pm Permalink

        @ seygantte: <– a guy who's obviously destroyed all his relationships

        or a potential gamer girl

  8. Ashes 21 March 2010 at 7:17 pm Permalink

    As a female, I can vouch that this is quite accurate.

  9. nonymus 21 March 2010 at 11:43 pm Permalink

    No woman worth having in your life for anything longer than a one-night stand will be won over by ignorance.

    • Gitmo 26 October 2010 at 9:00 pm Permalink

      No woman is worth having in your life longer than a one-night stand, unless your pimp runs out of options.

  10. Josephus 22 March 2010 at 6:00 pm Permalink

    I get the feeling that the creator of this graph is one of those so-called “Nice Guys” who actually creepily obsesses over a girl, befriends her and bends over backwards without being asked, then expects sex in return. Then gets bitter afterward.

    • anon 12 July 2010 at 6:01 pm Permalink

      I get the feeling are you one of those nice guys, that's a pretty accurate description.

  11. visnotjl 23 March 2010 at 8:55 am Permalink

    A man without a wuman… is like a fish without a skateboard ?

  12. Some Punk Kid 24 March 2010 at 12:14 am Permalink

    Honestly guys, as sucky as it sounds, this is pretty true. A girl notices the fact that she is not talking to you, not the fact that she is. There is a reason girls go for the “bad boy” (no offense to any women). It’s mainly because of this chart. That guy won’t talk to the girl every minute, won’t reply to her every text, and probably won’t start a conversation unless he wants to. But when that guy does show an ounce of interest, it seems like a pound.

    If you want to get a girl to notice you, talk to a girl and get her number. That pretty much means you want to talk more. Either let her get your number or send her yours but then don’t talk to her unless she talks to you.

  13. mememe 31 May 2010 at 8:27 pm Permalink

    maaannnn i wish this ish wasnt true…these games suck for both ends. oh well. they are inevitable i suppose.

  14. Anonymous 12 August 2010 at 12:31 pm Permalink


  15. lol 29 October 2010 at 7:53 pm Permalink

    Wutever, as long as the end result is sex, who cares how u get her right?

  16. lulz 30 October 2010 at 6:48 pm Permalink

    If we're trying to be intelligent here, we're oversimplifying things by categorizing all girls as the same; where as, in actuality how you get a girl is based on much more than just your actions.

  17. Whoeverthisis 1 November 2010 at 10:10 pm Permalink

    It's sad – in more ways than one – how accurate this is. And yet these "statistics" are incredibly misleading; I'll let you think about that, and take it as you will.

  18. NeL 3 November 2010 at 6:56 pm Permalink

    I forgot where i learned this but it was at a very young age. Needless to say I've never had a hard time getting the girls who thought I wasn't interested in them… Great plan.. Always looked passed the prettiest girls when the rest of the boys followed them like puppies.. And I always ended up with them. My motto became Act as if… Which made them think I had IT! After going out with some of the it girls the rest simply followed

  19. Gabe 21 May 2011 at 10:55 pm Permalink

    this looks like pacman is vomiting a rainbow

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  21. Rosio L. Siedel 26 September 2014 at 10:47 pm Permalink

    Thanks for sharing your thoughts about ignore her to make
    her yours. Regards

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