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I guess I can't speak for all of us, but here are 10 things that will please women like me:
10: grab the hair just above the nape of her neck, pull.
9:hug her from behind- we love that shit
8:hold her hand. occasionally give it a squeeze.
7: If we cook, you do the dishes or at least help.
6:Going dutch is fine, but once in a while spring for dinner, even if it's just a slice of pizza.
5:Don't forget out birthdays or anniversaries.
4:If we are busy, Tivo our favorite show for us.
3: A night in with a movie, some popcorn, hooch, and snuggling on the couch is as enjoyable if not more than going to the movies.
2: We like to dance sometimes, we can't dance either, just indulge us.
1:Pass the xbox controller, we like to shoot stuff too.
Happiness is a warm meal, good sex and healthy bowel movements.
Primitive but happy.
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