15 July 2011 ~ 2 Comments

Pleasing women guide

Pleasing women guide




2 Responses to “Pleasing women guide”

  1. NotQuiteRight81 31 August 2011 at 11:47 pm Permalink

    I guess I can't speak for all of us, but here are 10 things that will please women like me:
    10: grab the hair just above the nape of her neck, pull.
    9:hug her from behind- we love that shit
    8:hold her hand. occasionally give it a squeeze.
    7: If we cook, you do the dishes or at least help.
    6:Going dutch is fine, but once in a while spring for dinner, even if it's just a slice of pizza.
    5:Don't forget out birthdays or anniversaries.
    4:If we are busy, Tivo our favorite show for us.
    3: A night in with a movie, some popcorn, hooch, and snuggling on the couch is as enjoyable if not more than going to the movies.
    2: We like to dance sometimes, we can't dance either, just indulge us.
    1:Pass the xbox controller, we like to shoot stuff too.

    • xaromir 21 December 2011 at 1:20 pm Permalink

      Happiness is a warm meal, good sex and healthy bowel movements.
      Primitive but happy.


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